jeiwalking:

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mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG

(via 1andonlysav)

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

(via artichokehold-deactivated201404)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via noemadic)

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: abilifys, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

officialannakendrick:

keepingitupwiththekenways:

i scrolled down for an explanation there was none

nicholas cage does not need an explanation

(Source: iraffiruse, via semi-automatic-colony)

teenager:

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

(Source: nikolawashere, via adrians)

egberts:

shakesqueer:

egberts:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A MONTH FOR THE EYE DOCTOR TO CALL AND TELL ME MY GLASSES WERE IN AND APPARENTLY THEY CALLED OVER A WEEK AGO AND M Y MOM JUST NOW TOLD ME

bet you didnt see that coming

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(via diet-tampon)

anacondom:

google is scary accurate nowadays

anacondom:

google is scary accurate nowadays

(via milesjai)

hauntington:

biology is silly i already know what i’m made of. candy and disappointment

(Source: waggington, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

(Source: deatheatrs, via stay-ocean-minded)

bcwie:

cc-unt:

do not tell a sad girl you love her if you don’t 

do not tell anyone you love them if you don’t

(Source: carandchanel, via six-feet-underwater)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY