I play trumpet, string bass, and bass guitar.
DCI 4 lyfe.
If you do not love Tyler Joseph and his tweets, you should seriously consider some of your life choices.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
life goals: to be able to do the kim kardashian eye roll thing
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle
shirts that get tight around the armpit
I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. IM FUCKING DONE OKAY. THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL WHAT EMOTION THAT STUPID LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE FACE ON THE GOD DAMN SLICE OF CAKE IS TRYING TO PORTRAY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH FUCKING A WALL
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
- an orchestra tuning
you have no idea how much I love the orchestra tuning
it’s one of the best things
you can hear these in your head