does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
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do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
favourite ever
holy
I’M GOING TO CRY I CANT BREATHE OMFG
OH MY GOD
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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
(via awkwardvagina)
today in class this boy told me to kill myself i stood up and showed him my scars and yelled “DONT YOU THINK IVE TRIED” the boy stared into the abyss awkwardly for what felt like hours while the rest of the kids were silently watching we both then sat down and i began to cry, the boy then began to cry and showed me his scars, the teacher sent us in the hall and there we talked about our lives.
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some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
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when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
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